It's that show Friends. Ruined coffee forever.

I wish I could play bass like Larry Graham or Bootsy Collins. My God, I'd give up just about everything else for that.

Street food, I believe, is the salvation of the human race.

If you go to working class, and working poor areas of America, the food sources that are relegated to them are generally limited to unhealthy ones.

For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.

Get up early and go to the local produce markets. In Latin America and Asia, those are usually great places to find delicious food stalls serving cheap, authentic and fresh specialties.

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.