I'm not going to get off the pony as long as they let me ride it.

I didn't want food that looked unapproachable or ridiculously beautiful.

Learn how to cook a (effing) omelet. I mean, what nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? You look good doing it, and it's a nice thing to do for somebody you just had sex with.

What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?

Being a vegan is a first-world phenomenon, completely self-indulgent.

We learn as professionals by repetition, by getting it wrong, getting yelled at and doing it again.

I'm sure one of the frustrations of being a Western enthusiast of Japanese food and culture is you're confronted every day with the absolute certainty that you will die ignorant.