Regret is something you’ve got to just live with, you can’t drink it away. You can’t run away from it. You can’t trick yourself out of it. You’ve just got to own it.
Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.
You have to love a town where you can both smoke and gamble in a pharmacy.
You dropped a 500-seat deuce on Times Square.
Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?
In fairness, you know, I'm a big believer in if your kid makes noise in the restaurant you should remove the child immediately.