The meal was pretentious - a kind of beetroot soup with greasy croutons; pork underdone with loud vulgar cabbage, potato croquettes, tinned peas in tiny jam-tart cases, watery gooseberry sauce; trifle made with a resinous wine, so jammy that all my teeth lit up at once.
Anthony BurgessIgnorance and poverty are the best condiments for the great feast of the world, but the inexperienced and poor are never invited to it.
Anthony BurgessI've always felt that English women had to be approached in a sisterly manner, rather than an erotic manner.
Anthony Burgess