Oh, it was gorgeosity and yumyumyum. When it came to the Scherzo I could viddy myself very clear running and running on like the very light and mysterious nogas, carving the whole litso of the creeching world with my cut-throat britva.

The ideal reader of my novels is a lapsed Catholic and failed musician, short-sighted, colour-blind, auditorily biased, who has read the books that I have read.

To devastate is easier and more spectacular than to create.

Ignorance and poverty are the best condiments for the great feast of the world, but the inexperienced and poor are never invited to it.

A word in a dictionary is very much like a car in a mammoth motor show - full of potential but temporarily inactive.

I viddied that thinking is for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid.

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.