If he can only perform good or only perform evil, then he is a clockwork orange—meaning that he has the appearance of an organism lovely with colour and juice but is in fact only a clockwork toy to be wound up by God or the Devil.

The ideal reader of my novels is a lapsed Catholic and failed musician, short-sighted, colour-blind, auditorily biased, who has read the books that I have read.

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

I was always on my oddy knocky.

To devastate is easier and more spectacular than to create.

Alex like groweth up, Oh Yes.

Literature is all, or mostly, about sex.