I don't know what I'd do without you. There's no one else to look after me. And it's not just that. I sometimes think you're the only person who really knows me. I only feel normal when I'm with you.

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

Oh-do be careful with that! That's my Buddha hand grenade. Twist the head twice and throw it and anyone within ten yards can say their prayers.

Freedom of speech is a fundamental human right.

If you think it's hard getting in, you should try getting out.

When are you at your most defenseless?

There are many things in life that cannot be explained.