When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it's never good news.

Do you realise how much trouble you're in?" "Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.

A German philosopher once wrote that he who fights monsters must take care that he doesn't become one himself.

You're trying to tell me that everything you've done is for a good cause. You think that all this killing is worth it because of the results. I'm not sure I agree. Lots of people work for charity; lots of people want to change the world. But they don't have to behave like you.

Smiling back at her, it occurs to me that I've never met a mean librarian.

Nice day for a funeral.

You cannot defeat your enemies until you know who they are.