I promise to be a splendid husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, won't in my sky every day...

A person loves to talk about his illnesses although that is the least interesting part of his life.

Formerly, when I would feel a desire to understand someone, or myself, I would take into consideration not actions, in which everything is relative, but wishes. Tell me what you want and I'll tell you who you are.

I have no will of my own. Never did. Limp and lily-livered, I always obey - is it possible that's attractive to women?

The snow has not yet left the earth but spring is already asking to enter your heart.

Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.

I am now and have always been a stranger to the realm of practical matters.