A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand... Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.

The wealthy are always surrounded by hangers-on; science and art are as well.

Never bring a cannon on stage in Act I unless you intend to fire it by the last act.

All of life and human relations have become so incomprehensibly complex that, when you think about it, it becomes terrifying and your heart stands still.

And it is the way with us that you may express disapproval of the sun or the moon, or anything you like, but God preserve you from touching the Liberals! Heaven forbid!

Only one who loves can remember so well.