People should be beautiful in every way - in their faces, in the way they dress, in their thoughts, and in their innermost selves.

I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.

All saints have past and all sinners have a future.

I think that it would be less difficult to live eternally than to be deprived of sleep throughout life.

And it is the way with us that you may express disapproval of the sun or the moon, or anything you like, but God preserve you from touching the Liberals! Heaven forbid!

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

A good person will feel guilty even before a dog.