I donโt understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.
Anton ChekhovIf you wish women to love you be original; I know a man who used to wear felt boots summer and winter & women fell in love with him.
Anton ChekhovYou only have to start a job of work to realize how few decent, honest folk there are about.
Anton ChekhovAnna Petrovna (to Shabelsky): You can't make a simple joke without an injection of venom. You are a poisonous man. Joking apart, Count, you're very poisonous. It's hideously boring to live with you. You're always grumpy, complaining, you find everyone bad, good for nothing. Tell me frankly, Count, did you ever speak well of anyone?
Anton ChekhovI often wonder: suppose we could begin life over again, knowing what we were doing? Suppose we could use one life, already ended, as a sort of rough draft for another? I think that every one of us would try, more than anything else, not to repeat himself, at the very least he would rearrange his manner of life, he would make sure of rooms like these, with flowers and light ... I have a wife and two daughters, my wife's health is delicate and so on and so on, and if I had to begin life all over again I would not marry. ... No, no!
Anton Chekhov