For God's sake, have some self-respect and do not run off at the mouth if your brain is out to lunch.

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.

Write only of what is important and eternal.

What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be.

If there's a gun on the wall in act one, scene one, you must fire the gun by act three, scene two. If you fire a gun in act three, scene two, you must see the gun on the wall in act one, scene one.

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.