Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.

My love is like a stone tied round my neck; it's dragging me down to the bottom; but I love my stone. I can't live without it.

Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don't have a passport.

To judge between good or bad, between successful and unsuccessful would take the eye of a God.

What a delight it is to respect people!

Those who come a hundred or two hundred years after us will despise us for having lived our lives so stupidly and tastelessly. Perhaps they'll find a means to be happy.