A hungry dog believes in nothing but meat.

I don’t understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses.

A person loves to talk about his illnesses although that is the least interesting part of his life.

Better to perish from fools than to accept praises from them.

..when one has no real life, one lives by mirages. It's still better than nothing.

Death is terrifying, but it would be even more terrifying to find out that you are going to live forever and never die.

The more cultured a man, the less fortunate he is.