If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

It's a shame stupidity isn't painful.

To be loved, feelings must be rationed. To love, the doors of hysteria, fantasy, and madness may be flung open.

Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.

Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

Whatever alleged 'truth' is proven by results to be but an empty fiction, let it be unceremoniously flung into the outer darkness, among the dead gods, dead empires, dead philosophies, and other useless lumber and wreckage!