When other people ask me, 'What gives you the right to suggest standards for others?', my answer is, 'If I don't, someone else, perhaps less qualified, will.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

Before none of your printed idols do I bend in acquiescence, and he who saith "thou shalt" to me is my mortal foe!

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

When one sleeps on the floor, one need not fear falling out of bed.

You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can.

Good news is only really good to those directly involved. Most people lead such futile and useless lives that only bad news makes them feel better. If not better, certainly gooder. If one cannot gain recognition for anything else, he can rest well with the assurance that he is "good", which in most case equates with "right".