Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

Those who spell Magic with a K aren't.

The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.

Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity.

I dont crave companionship. It stands in my way. I live for pleasure. There are few persons who can give me as much pleasure as those acts I perform myself. I would rather create pleasure according to my own whim than be subjected to the whims of others.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Magic is never totally scientifically explainable, but science has always been, at one time or another, considered magic.