Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

When one sleeps on the floor, one need not fear falling out of bed.

To be loved, feelings must be rationed. To love, the doors of hysteria, fantasy, and madness may be flung open.

ALL religions of a spiritual nature are inventions of man. He has created an entire system of gods with nothing more than his carnal brain. Just because he has an ego, and cannot accept it, he has to externalize it into some great spiritual device which he calls "God".

The TV set, or Satanic family altar, has grown more elaborate since the early 50s, from the tiny, fuzzy screen to huge ‘entertainment centers’ covering entire walls with several TV monitors. What started as an innocent respite from everyday life has become in itself a replacement for real life for millions, a major religion of the masses.

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.