Self expression is the new entertainment, We never used to question why people sit on the couch for seven hours a day watching bad TV. Nobody ever asked, Why are they doing that for free? We need to celebrate [this desire to contribute for free] rather than question it.

Don't buy society’s definition of success. Because it’s not working for anyone. It’s not working for women, it's not working for men, it's not working for polar bears, it's not working for the cicadas that are apparently about to emerge and swarm us. It’s only truly working for those who make pharmaceuticals for stress, sleeplessness and high blood pressure.

Well, you could become a Southern Baptist. I mean, instead of having to obey the Pope, you could just obey your husband.

In life, the things that go wrong are often the very things that lead to other things going right.

Learning to code is useful no matter what your career ambitions are.

America being behind France in upward mobility is a little bit like France being behind America in Croissants and Afternoon Sex.

Other people need a full night's sleep in order to function and be healthy and alert. But I'm different.