I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.
AristophanesMen of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war.
AristophanesWhen men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
AristophanesLysistrata: Oh, Calonicรฉ, my heart is on fire; I blush for our sex. Men will have it we are tricky and sly...Calonicรฉ: And they are quite right, upon my word!Lysistrata: Yet, look you, when the women are summoned to meet for a matter of the last importance, they lie abed instead of coming.Calonicรฉ: Oh, they will come, my dear; but 'tis not easy you know, for a woman to leave the house. One is busy pottering about her husband; another is getting the servant up; a third is putting her child asleep or washing the brat or feeding it.
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