I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.

These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can't live with them, or without them!

When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

High thoughts must have high language.

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

The old are in a second childhood.