You cannot make a crab walk straight.
Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever
To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.
When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.