Get a sun lamp to keep you looking as if you have just come back from somewhere expensive.
Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin.
The only rule is there are no rules.
The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.
After a certain point, money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal. The game is what counts.
Since I'm known as a 'rich person', I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.