If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

The only rule is there are no rules.

Since I'm known as a 'rich person', I feel I have to tip at least $5 each time I check my coat. On top of that, I would have to wear a very expensive coat, and it would have to be insured. Added up, without a topcoat I save over $20,000 a year.

Get a sun lamp to keep you looking as if you have just come back from somewhere expensive.

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

I've just been a machine for making money. I seem to have spent my life in a golden tunnel looking for the outlet which would lead to happiness. But the tunnel kept going on. After my death there will be nothing left.

The more you own, the more you know you don't own.