Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Get a sun lamp to keep you looking as if you have just come back from somewhere expensive.
In business we cut each others' throats, but now and then we sit around the same table and behave-for the sake of the ladies.
The more you own, the more you know you don't own.
The only rule is there are no rules.