Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality.

If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud.

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

Building walls isn't going to work in the long run. Some people are happy with the wall in Israel, but somebody will get a weapon someday and knock it over or something. Walls aren't the answer between countries, though

Coming into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys. Don't touch my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man.