Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality.

I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

The New York State Freeway's closed, man. Far out!

There's only one God. Call him whatever you want

Being famous is not the same as being important. A lot of important people aren't famous, and a lot of famous people aren't important.

We had a great time on the bench talking about crime, mother-stabbin', father raping, all kinds of groovy things.