Make love to every woman you meet; if you get five per cent of your outlay it's a good investment.
There can be no knowledge without emotion. We may be aware of a truth, yet until we have felt its force, it is not ours. To the cognition of the brain must be added the experience of the soul.
The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labour is immense.
You are not in charge of the universe; you are in charge of yourself.
The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.
The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.