I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.
Art LinkletterBeing alive at 87 is quite an accomplishment if you're curious, interested, seeing the fun out of life, doing things, having a purpose.
Art LinkletterOne of the wonderful things about going to a small college is you can get into everything.
Art LinkletterA preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given ether. As he was coming out of the anesthetic a fire broke out in the building next door. As the flames began to show through the hospital windows the nurse pulled the shades down. She didn't want the preacher to think his operation had been a failure.
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