My age now, like my age 20 years ago, marks the year in which I was born. That's all.

Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told to go to the yard immediately and stop bleeding on the carpet.

Troubadours travelled from town to town. They didn't really sing too good, which is the main reason they kept going.

The two best interview subjects are children under 10 and people over 70 for the same reason: they say the first thing that comes to their mind. The children don't know what they're saying and the old folks don't care.

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.

If anything is worth trying at all, it's worth trying at least 10 times.

Diplomacy - the art of jumping into trouble without making a splash.