And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.

No one can keep from aging, but there is no need to grow old.

Kids do say the darndest things

In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.

Committees are to get everybody together and homogenize their thinking.

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.

Children have an unerring instinct for knowing when they are being patronized. They go immediately on the defensive against head-patting adults who treat them like strange beings.