And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.

My age now, like my age 20 years ago, marks the year in which I was born. That's all.

Yes, I backed the hula hoop. And I had a lot of other people come to me with ideas that turned out well

I eat a lowfat diet, think positively, get exercise every day.

Troubadours travelled from town to town. They didn't really sing too good, which is the main reason they kept going.

A poor old man held the winning ticket on a half million dollar lottery. Hearing the old man might be surprised at the shock, the local pastor was asked to break the news gradually. The pastor made a customary call, and while visiting casually asked the old man what he would do with a half million dollars if he had it. The old man replied, "why, I'd give half of it to you." Whereupon the pastor dropped dead.

Kids do say the darndest things