Kids do say the darndest things

Yes, I backed the hula hoop. And I had a lot of other people come to me with ideas that turned out well

Just smiling goes a long way toward making you feel better about life. And when you feel better about life, your life is better. With an optimistic, positive attitude toward life, the possibilities for your second prime are tremendous.

Being alive at 87 is quite an accomplishment if you're curious, interested, seeing the fun out of life, doing things, having a purpose.

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.

My age now, like my age 20 years ago, marks the year in which I was born. That's all.

A traveling show visited a country town and one of the acts was advertised as a striptease. A small boy begged his mother for a quarter to buy a ticket, but the mother refused, telling her son that if he went to that show he would see something awful. Well, the boy sneaked in the show and the first thing he saw was something awful - his own dad sitting on the front row.