Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant.

Troubadours travelled from town to town. They didn't really sing too good, which is the main reason they kept going.

One of the wonderful things about going to a small college is you can get into everything.

The two best interview subjects are children under 10 and people over 70 for the same reason: they say the first thing that comes to their mind. The children don't know what they're saying and the old folks don't care.

Diplomacy - the art of jumping into trouble without making a splash.

Kids do say the darndest things

In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at discotheques.