This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.
Arthur Conan DoylePhilosophy, astronomy, and politics were marked at zero, I remember. Botany variable, geology profound as regards the mud stains from any region within fifty miles of town, chemistry eccentric, anatomy unsystematic, sensational literature and crime records unique, violin player, boxer, swordsman, lawyer, and self-poisoner by cocaine and tobacco.
Arthur Conan DoyleIt is, I admit, mere imagination; but how often is imagination the mother of truth?
Arthur Conan Doyle