Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.

The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.