High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.