Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.