A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.
Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
In life as in football, fall forward when you fall.
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.