Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.
Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.
Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!