Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.
Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals