Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -
He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!
Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass.