Of all cold words of tongue or pen, the worst are these: "I knew him when -

Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.

He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.

A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!

Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.

Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.