A suicide kills two people, that's what it's for!

What is the most innocent place in any country? Is it not the insane asylum? These people drift through life truly innocent, unable to see into themselves at all.

There is a kind of perverse unity forming among us, born, I think, of the discontent of all classes of people with the endless frustration of life.

They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car "for insurance", ... your driver's license number. In the state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social Security, unless you object to such use. In THAT case, you are ASSIGNED a number and you reside forever more on the list of "weird people who don't give out their Social Security Number in Massachusetts."

That is a very good question. I don't know the answer. But can you tell me the name of a classical Greek shoemaker?

A doctor could make a million dollars if he could figure out a way to bring a boy into the world without a trigger finger.

The world is always ending; the exact date depends on when you came into it.