According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.