Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.