As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.

Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?

Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.