If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.