My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.
My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.