The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

My main object in life is to see what will happen next.