The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.