The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.

Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.