I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

Better start rushing before the rush begins!