At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Without me there could be no everybody.

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.